This a very, very lame teen movie, working on the unlikely premise that a group
of Vampires is running a brothel, feeding off the clients. Oh, and the vampires
are female, a little underdressed, and clearly selected for chest measurement
rather than acting ability.
The film seems to think it's a comedy, with
the fully-dressed stars hamming it up for all they are worth in a thin tale of
a bereft sister searching for her lost brother. We know that he's had his heart
ripped out, she's a little slow on the uptake.
This movie would have benefited
from a better script, and much, much better direction. Poor fare; an insult to
the average teen male. Or am I wrong?
-The Vampires appear to have a full
set of fangs, and an aversion to the Crucifix; and while the women display the
traditional puncture wounds in the jugular area, the preferred attack appears
to be straight to the heart. Odd.
Daylight works its magic; aided by the
vampires being too stupid to step out of it. Or maybe they hadn't digested the
script. Watch out for the Very Reverend and his Holy Water Pistol.
all, a waste of a few good ideas and some amusing special effects; a film for
the committed Vampirist, or very bored (male) teen.