The MovieA soft core porn movie with female stars who think they are
sexy, male stars who think they are funny, and a production team without a thought
between them. Starring Tina Krause, Paige Turner, Kiki Michaels Directed
by John Bacchus DVD Released 1 Sep 2001 Run Time: varies from approx 60
minutes to 75 minutes Review "John Bacchus' early films are
simply dreadful, none more so than Vampire's Seduction. Tina Krause plays Dracoola,
daughter of the vanquished Count Dracula. She recruits Wally, the last of the
Van Helsings and an utterly disgusting imbecile, to bring her the lesbians she
craves. Wally sneaks into a house and watches an unattractive woman shower and
then rub lotion on herself. Next, he spies on a sleepover wherein some girl's
mother tells a couple of supposedly virginal young girls to forget about boys
and then shows them how they can entertain themselves. Finally, we have a psychiatrist
whose unusual method of treatment for a woman who considers herself unattractive
(for good reason) is interrupted by a pizza delivery boy. That's pretty much it,
except for the stupid ending with Dracoola and Wally. Debbie Rochon plays a waitress
but her talents are completely wasted here. The movie is painfully stupid, incredibly
boring, and amateurish in the extreme." Amazon review by Daniel Jolley,
Shelby, North Carolina. The DVDAvailable in region 1 and 2 versions.
Blooper reel. Special FeaturesSome versions feature Misty
Mundae's "Misty's Secret"
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