The Series"The uneasy peace between five tenuously connected
clans of vampires in San Francisco is constantly under siege, maintained at cost
of 'final death' by Julian Luna, a vampire prince who must mete out justice for
infractions committed by the Kindred. A chilling, atmospheric, eight-episode series
based on Mark Rein-Hagen's book, Vampire: The Masquerade." ReviewOnly
Aaron Spelling could type-cast a whole TV show! This overambitious production
is an unfortunate marriage of Dynasty, Beverly Hills 90210, Godfather
and Zoo Time, gaining only from the sumptuous sets and production values
of Dynasty. Attempting to show Vampires living the Masquerade in
human society, the slogan 'we're all around you' is all too believable,
as there are only two human characters, both totally unbelievable; one a cop who's
dating the vampire prince's ex (how'd that happen - they have zero in common?),
the other a cub reporter who dates the prince and so becomes city editor. As she's
the only journo with ethics, yet she knows why she got the job, this is a little
sad. The prince is the only character with any charisma, which is fine,
but his style veers from ruthless to soft touch a little too often. Other than
his sire, there seem to be no other members of his clan. His current lover, Lillie,
on the other hand, is related to a few villains, and leads her clan. Cash, who
looks barely 17, is clan leader for the Gangrels, and a gofer for the prince Daedalus,
leader of the Nosferatu clan, is a gentle, sensitive soul, who rises to violent
heights only to protect the prince, or others who have earned his loyalty. He's
definitely the most honest, decent and consistent of all the leads; he has integrity.
Which is a shame, as he fails utterly to reflect the savagery and cunning of his
clan. But, having drummed into us how the clans reflect different niches
in society - 'it's in the blood' - none of the leads lives up to their
stereotype! I'm the first to condemn Fox for their gadfly-loyalty and hyper
willingness to kill shows before they have a chance to grow, but there's not a
Fox executive on the Planet who could get his head around this lot, so it's demise
was a dead cert from Day 1. It's a shame, and there were some interesting ideas
that were lost; this was a serious attempt to explore the need for a social structure
and a set of laws; but while a virtually-all-vampire cast is understandable in
a Role Playing game (the source of the story), it doesn't cut it when attempting
to show how vampires and human society interact; multiple dead bodies and one
human cop is silly; multiple 'monster' stories, all covered by the same reporter
(who is also city editor?) is silly. Introducing five clans in episode one was
not only silly, but entirely unnecessary; only three feature to any degree in
the whole eight episodes, so why force the complication on us? But having
said all that, I had a great weekend watching 377 minutes of this, and if you
enjoy vampires, I have no doubt you'll enjoy this. It has the pomposity of Dynasty,
the pretensions of Godfather, the promiscuity of Beverly Hills 90210
and special effects based on Zoo Time (the only light relief in the whole
thing!). Kudos to the team for commitment after the axe fell (only seven were
ever aired). Buy it, enjoy it ... Great Stuff! |